>> CHEERS! LIKE MOST GAY MEN, I HAVE A LOT OF STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS, AND I LOVE MY GIRLIES, BUT THEY CAN BE A LOT, BOTH FINANCIALLY. >> WAIT, CARSON, YOU'RE COMING TO TULUM, RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW IT, SIS. AND EMOTIONALLY. >> TULUM IS WHERE DYLAN AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO GO BEFORE WEBROKE UP. >> I'M SO SORRY, BABE. AS MUCH AS THESE GIRLS MEAN TO ME, SOMETIMES I NEED A BREAK. THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED, STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND. >> WHAT'S UP? YO, WATCH ME HEAD CHOP THIS BITCH. BOOM TO THE DOOM. >> AMAZING. STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND IS A LOW-EFFORT, LOW-STAKESRELATIONSHIP THAT REQUIRES NO EMOTIONAL COMMITMENT, NO FINANCIAL INVESTMENT, AND OTHER THAN THE OCCASIONAL VIDEO GAME OUTBURST -- >> THIS GAME'S STUPID! >> -- NO DRAMA. >> YO, YOU WANT TO GO GET WINGS? >> IF I DIDN'T CHECK IN WITH MY GALPALS EVERY DAY OR TWO, IT WOULD BECOME A WHOLE THING. HANG OUT AS LITTLE OR AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. IT WON'T AFFECT THE FRIENDSHIP AT ALL. WATCH THIS. HEY, I MIGHT BE MOVING TO EUROPE FOR SEVEN YEARS. >> DOPE. JUST HIT ME WHEN YOU'RE BACK.STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND IS EASY, AND EVEN IF HE'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME EMOTIONALLY, HE'LL NEVER BRING ME INTO IT. YOU OKAY? YOU SEEM A LITTLE UPSET. >> MAN, MY DAD DIED LAST WEEK. >> OH. >> BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW? >> YOU WANT TO GET SOME WINGS?>> YEAH. STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND ISN'T PERFECT AND MAY ASK BLUNT QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE. >> SO DO GAY GUYS LIKE WHEN A GUY HAS A BIG ONE, OR IS IT A BAD THING? >> DEPENDS ON THE GUY. BUT HE'S ONLY ASKING BECAUSEHE'S HONESTLY CURIOUS, AND THERE'S SOMETHING SWEET ABOUT THAT. DOES STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND PROVIDE THE SAME DEEP RELATIONSHIP I HAVE WITH MY GIRLS? NO. DOES STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND KNOW MY LAST NAME? NO. THAT'S KIND OF THE BEAUTY OF IT. BUT IF YOU ARE MISSING A LITTLEDRAMA, JUST SAY THIS. I BET I'M FASTER THAN YOU. >> DOG, BRO, FOR REAL? YOU THINK YOU'RE FASTER THAN ME? I WILL GO OUTSIDE ON THE STREET AND DUST YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW. LET'S GO. COME ON. >> SO IF YOU'RE A GAY MAN WHONEEDS A BREAK, COME ENJOY THE CASUAL RELATIONSHIP GAY WOMEN HAVE KNOWN ABOUT FOR YEARS. STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND. >> SORRY FOR BEING A PUSSY ABOUT MY DAD DYING EARLIER. THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. >> STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND, AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE. EXCEPT THERAPY.